Clothes don't last forever, but they endure in our memory. 

Now to celebrate the shirts that served us so well, we humbly and proudly offer our services to you.  For a limited time, TSG is offering shirt plots at no charge.  Simply write us and in short order you will have a public record honoring your dearly departed garment.

Please include a photo or two and tell how the shirt entered your life, experiences you shared, and how it met its untimely end. 

Perhaps you know others holding on to shirts that have long passed wearability.  Let us know and we will erect a tasteful memorial on their behalf.  Perhaps that will give your friends the strength to let go and move forward, comforted by the fact that their beloved t-shirts will live on here forever.

Our inaugural listing:

COED PRISON SLUTS

1993-2003

In 1993 I visited New York to spend a weekend with a girl named Sharon Port.  She had the starring role in this show, but had to take off due to back trouble when I came in.  She knew I'd been looking forward to seeing her perform, so she gave me this shirt as a consolation prize. 

Fine, she didn't look exactly like the picture, but she was a pretty girl.  I used to like telling people I knew the starring slut of that show. 

Sharon was five years older than I - crazy in some ways, wise in others.  I'm the better for having known her.  We fell out of touch a long time ago, and for years now the shirt was the last reminder of more important gifts, the woman who gave them to me, and a show I never saw.

So long, CPS.  I'll miss you.

- Dan Kaufman

(Cause of death - frayed collar.)